Trivial Tidbits To Transilluminate The Terribly Dark Thinking Techniques of Zombie Trashing Tenderfoots

Thespis here to talk about trivial tidbits of trivia that in a tactical situation could save yourself from termination. Follow the tally marks toward the end of the topic to transilluminate the terribly dark thoughts that increase your total chances of termination.

1. Zombies are not the best readers. They have trouble when the same letter is used repeatedly, it confuses them totally. IF you had any problems reading the title or the tiny tidbit under the title you totally should head towards your medic. You might have picked up a bit of the zombie virus somewhere, or you could have dyslexia or another reading impediment.
2. Shamblers ( see The Virus, Runners and Shamblers ) are not very agile or fast runners.
3. Runners ( see link above ) are very quick and more durable than shamblers.
4. Zombies HATE CARROTS ! as well as several other things ( see What should I put in my survival garden ?)
5. You should gather some food and ration ! Ration ! RATION IT ! (see What you should stock for the Zombie Apocalypse)
6. Never ever ever leave base without a weapon.
7. Never EVER ever LEAVE BASE without a WEAPON ! (See both Weaponry: When you have options AND Weaponry: When you don't have options

Transmission Terminated....... Transmission Terminated........ Transmission Terminated....... Transmission Terminated....... Transmission Terminated......... Transmission Terminated.......

That should prevent any terribly nosy Runners from taking any trivial trivia from this topic.

~Thespis