Reporting from Bunker 257

Down here at Bunker 257 (Sanford area - not giving specifics) we have been preparing for a summer of espionage and observation. I will be functioning as an undercover operative and confirm passive cases of the zombie virus by careful monitoring of fine motor skills. These skills will be tested with instruction in art and woodcarving, both of which require minute movements used to make a larger project. Those who carry the zombie virus will be unable to use smaller movements and will instead use larger, sweeping ones to compensate. Upon identification of a carrier, I will notify the main base, which will respond to the threat according to its severity. The first group will be arriving Sunday afternoon.