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Hello People, Zeds, Honored Guests, and etc. etc. ad infinitum. I, Caleb 'The Hammer' Young, do solemnly swear to randomly post on this blog in no obvious pattern, governed by the lack of time and the exegencies of the service.
Havoc Dual wielding Kilgorn and Aletheia |
Hey Thespis here to give you a crash course at weapons improv. In order to master the art of improv you need to be fast on your feet and be able to keep your wits about you. If you're being chased by a hoard of Zombies the last thing you want to do is panic and “choke” your brain. If you do you will lose your brain.... permanently. Some basic rules of weaponry improv are:
Use your environment to your advantage, turn your surroundings against your opponents.
When in doubt, turn about, and run !
Anything has the potential to be a weapon if you can chuck it, swing it, shoot it or if you think you can do any of these things.
Always leave the base with some weapons to reduce the amount of improv needed in an attack situation
Using your environment to your advantage
Zombies are not very agile or good on their feet, so try to knock stuff behind you and make a big mess for them to trip behind you ! Note throwing stuff in front of you is not recommended because you might trip. If you have trees or a wooded area run in there and try to lose them in the trees, tree branches also make great zombie whackers.Note roots may also cause zombies or yourself to trip so mind your feet. Have you heard the saying head for the hills ? Zombies are not fast runners when it comes to inclines also their knees don't work so well and they tend to have accidents while running down hill.
RUN !
Never ever stop if you have multiple zombies after you or if you have no weapons or a low supply of them. Keep moving until you lose them, they are all dead, or you find some back up.
Anything has the potential to be a weapon !
I was running from a hoard of zombies once and found myself at a junk yard at the top of a hill. The zombies were having a hard time making the incline so it gave me a second to think. I grabbed a big tire (I guess it was tractor tire. ) and a long metal pole. I rolled the tire near the edge of the hill,aimed right for the zombies, sat inside the tire, held the metal pole across my lap so about 4 to 5 foot of pole was sticking out either side of the tire, and I rolled down hill making a nice clean cut slicing the zombies legs right off. After a moment or two of disorientation I was able to see what I had done and run away before they could recover.
Never leave base without a weapon of some kind.
I know for a fact that during some reconnaissance missions and the like you can't go around with a rapier (My preferred sword.) sheathed at your hip, but at least have a hand gun or something concealable on your persons. Having a weapon on you keeps you so much safer and prepared than not having one at all. A nice long balanced stick makes a great quarterstaff that can at least offer you some protection while helping keep your distance. Lets face it not everyone is able to improv real well (its a sad fact of life and I pity them) so please people carry a weapon so your friends and team members won't have to write a nice tasteful eulogy about your unfortunate and untimely death.
Hey Thespis here to give you the lowdown on what you should and should not have in your survival garden. We hear at Point B know that not everyone is blessed with such a large facility as we have so we will give you tips and tricks for both rural and urban survivors.
During an outbreak of the Zombie infection it is important to protect yourself and your team from infection. Thus a trip to Walmart or Food Lion is out of the question. The solution is gardening, many plants can easily be grown for consumption; However, Plants can also have beneficial and hazardous properties. Certain plants might attract Zombies and others might act as a repellent. Many plants also have medicinal properties that can be a great help for cuts and minor field injuries. Note a cure for the Zombie infection has not been developed in this time,however, we have had limited success with a single use experimental formula from the future. So have hope that one day in the near or distant future we might discover a cure for the Zombie infection.
What will I need ?
You will ideally need:
Green House x2
Tilled land ( or 4ft x 4ft boxes/planters) x__
Seeds or plants x__
Fruit/Bean Trees x__
Dirt x a lot
Fertilizer/Compost x as needed
Time x a lot
Clean water access x a lot
Sunlight x varies from plant to plant
Where can I get it ?
You most likely can find the supplies you need laying around somewhere, be creative and use the resources at hand.
Is it going to cost ?
Nope, most of the things you can find laying around somewhere, you might however need to barter some seed or plants off another survivor if you can not find a suitable source.
Plants That Should Be AVOIDED.
Grains~ (Too many health conscious Zombies walking around these days, and grains require a complicated setup to protect them (and yourself) from the Zombies they will attract.)
Brussels Sprouts~ These tiny green vegetables can sometimes be mistaken by Zombies as brains, and like I said there are many health conscious Zombies walking around so better safe than sorry.
Corn~ Contrary to what many people believe corn is not a vegetable, it is a grain, see grains mentioned above for more info.
Plants that should be planted in ABUNDANCE.
Carrots (Zombies hate this little orange vegetable.)
Mint and other aromatic herbs ( Have you ever heard of a nice (minty fresh) smelling zombie ? I certainly haven't.
Coffee Trees (Gotta keep the team functioning during the watch shifts in the wee hours of the mornin.)
Tea Plants ( Some members don't like coffee.)
Cocoa Trees ( Chocolate ! Hot Chocolate ! Fudge ! Cakes ! Brownies ! Chocolate ! Chocolate ! )
Sugar Cane ( In a life of darkness and Zombies, something sweet always cheers you up.)
Beans and Peas (Many Zombies ignore these plants,and they make an abundant supply of veggies.)
Rice ( Who doesn't like rice ? )
Potatoes ( Us living humans can't live without taters.)
Tomatoes (Ketchup, Salads, Sandwiches, etc.)
Grapes and Berries ( Jellies, Jams, Snacks, Deserts )
Things you might want to consider as additions to your new garden.
Chickens ( Meat and Eggs )
Goats ( Milk, much smaller and less conspicuous than cows. )
Geese ( Have you seen how big a goose egg is ? You know how much gunpowder and C4 you could pack in there ? )
All of these will serve the purposes mentioned above as well as weed and insect control protecting your precious crops.
Hoping this helps you with your endeavor of surviving the zombie apocalypse,
J. Thespis Kellum
"Hydrostatic shock, its the shock-wave of the round hitting that does the damage, not the round itself, you don't have to completely destroy the brain, just damage the cell walls; and in the dead- that is extremely easy" - Havoc
"When all else fails: Cannon balls... Cannon balls and Grenades." - StasiStasi is one of our Intelligence officers, and communications gal on the inside. She makes sure we keep contact with the other divisions, particularly the Young division. She also coordinates meetings and joint assaults with the Kellum Bunker, the Driver bunker, and several others.
"I think it's time that we either feed the Zombies, or knock 'em out again..." - Avalon
"Can we be a little bit more careful about where we place the charges?" - LyemiThe first addition to the Point B team who is NOT a Roper, Lyemi came to us several years ago around the time Avalon was zombified. Lyemi's kind of new to the whole zombie apocalypse thing, but with the help of the rest of the team she is altering her previous strategies for zombie warfare. She's the more cautious one of the group, and is always on the alert for impending attacks. Her strategy is extremely defensive, and she's likely to be near the bunker keeping a watch on the other members of the team, and ready to dart back to safety. Lyemi's esse
"Ahhhhh I'm not dead! However keep up what you're doing and I will be soon enough!" - Thespis
"The good news is- the zombies can be lured away with meat. The bad news is- y'all count as meat. So... who wants to volunteer?" - Eoin